As I'm lacking time to post an entry of my usual thoughtfulness, but I still wanted to post something, I decided I'd be different today and present you with a challenge. The picture you see is of a Giant Tree Frog, otherwise known as a White-Lipped tree frog. Your job is to think up a creative one-liner, such as you might see in an advertisement. No specific product has to be specified, but if you'd like to mention a product of some sort to refer to, i.e. to make it funnier, go for it. No Bud frog jokes allowed, I want to see all new ideas. I'll start us off:

"What's the matter, are you chicken?"