Upon graduation, you will officially be braindead.

I'm running out of steam, it seems. I've got to make it through next Wednesday and then I'll be done. In that time, I have to read a whole bunch more research articles and write a paper synthesizing them, complete a project based entirely on a hypothetical human being, and study like mad for the one class I rely on for my mid-afternoon nap once a week. My weekend, given what I've just mentioned, is looking to be about as much fun as washing the neighbor's RV using only a toothbrush and lye. If it was up to me, I'd go out this weekend, sing some karaoke and have a few drinks. Then I'd show up to my tests where'd they'd ask me if I learned anything this semester, and I'd reply by saying "Of course I did, silly!" and then get an A+ for having such brilliant wit, a winning smile, and a positive attitude.