Remember Arthur? He's the sexually ambiguous aardvark who has all sorts of weird growing up experiences in the form of children's books. The one that, as a young child, I had an impossibly difficult time relating to him as a character because, well, he doesn't look all that much like a real aardvark. And maybe the fact that my diet does not include termites. I blame Trader Joe's for reminding me about Arthur because of this spicy character I noticed on the cereal shelves.

Her face sort of reminds me of the chimp-ish character Francine. Only since she's made from coconuts and is sporting a fabulous lei and a polka dot bra, she's like ten billion times more real to me. Seriously, this Kashi Coconut Babe is bringing sexy back.