Oh, Fudgcical!

If I recall correctly that famous saying known as Murphy's Law, it's something to the effect that "If anything can go wrong, rest assured that not only will it go wrong wrong, it will bitch slap you and then stuff your head into the toilet for the biggest fucking swirlie of your entire life." Which is pretty much the sort of note upon which Tuesday ended for me. How quaint. Luckily, I was rescued by none other than The Onion, who produced the following profanity-laden video that, upon viewing it at 11:30 tonight, made for a moment the gas leaks we re-checked for (they're still there) and the rest of my infernal responsibilities fall by the way side. In other words, I laughed my fucking ass off.