This would have been funnier if I'd posted it last week

You know, when it actually happened. But it was hugely nerdy and appropriate at the time, and I was far too preoccupied last week to get around to posting it. Luckily, nerd humor is so stale that letting it sit for a week isn't of much consequence. PHP jokes

Plus, I'm almost certain that I alienated at least two-thirds of my facebook friends, so there's that.